Dog: I lof you. I lof you so much.
Cat: No.
I am a long-standing dog lover, though from 1987-2007 I had a cat, name of Alex, who was affectionately dubbed “The Little Black Ball of Hate.” Quite apropos. And her long life, I believe, is a testament to the phrase ‘only the good die young.’
While I am now the caretaker of only kids and canines, I’ve always regarded cats highly, even volatile (see: batshit crazy) pieces of work like Alex. I recall a greeting card I’d read back in the 90s, which stated on the front: Cats always know how you feel. Opened the card and it read: They don’t give a shit, but they know.
Yup. That about sums it up.
With that, let me share with you a highly amusing video entitled Proof That Cats Are Better Than Dogs. Brilliantly done, and remarkably accurate.
Enjoy!
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